12.07.2007

All I Want for Christmas

(The Craigslist Version...)

"WANTING RODENT BALLS

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Reply to: XXXXXXX
Date: 2007-12-02, 8:25PM CST


HI,
I am getting two rats for christmas and i need Two Rodent Balls, big enough for full grown male fancy rats. I will be needing two but i can buy from more than one person if you just have one.
~thank you

· Location: EULESS
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I don't even know where to start with this one... so discuss amongst yourselves-elves.

3 comments:

The Ferryman said...

The male rats don't come with their own balls?

sEa said...

Mmaybe it has something to do with the "fancy"-ness of these particular rodentia??? perhaps a special kind of ball is required, or perhaps a holiday ball...

Ma'at said...

OMG!!

I swear I don't live in Euless, my rats came with their own balls, and they are too proud to acquire previously owned balls. Would transplanted balls work, anyway? Besides, how would you explain the pedigree of any offspring?

I know some people, mostly females, feel that balls are a superfluess (sp?) addition to the human form. However, they've forgotten that they have at least one other lifetime as male. So, I don't know any male rats that would be willing to donate.

Do you?

BWAHAHAHA!